Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
drinking out of a sandbucket again
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
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