I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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