Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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