My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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