HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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