He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I currently don't understand fingers.
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