what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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