i jhust puked up my retainher.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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