I can tuck mytits in my pants
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
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