I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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