operation have a gay friend backfired
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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