Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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