I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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