we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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