bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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