Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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