Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
