we're blogging at a bar
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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