There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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