"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
