i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Randomize