I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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