I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
