So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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