Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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