is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Randomize
