i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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