Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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