well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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