That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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