Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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