Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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