His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
so explain again why im purple
no
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Randomize
