do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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