I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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