Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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