why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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