So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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