her vagine was all disorganized.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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