No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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