His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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