I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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