Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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