whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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