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corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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