it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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