so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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