No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
wow bdsm is so cute
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