chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Ladies don't puke and tell
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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