what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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