I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I understand Curling. That high.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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