Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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