My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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