we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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