We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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