If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
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