My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
she pinky promised me she was 18
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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