Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Best friends brother. Beat that.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
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